I rarely post on the weekends. This morning, at the very-still hour of 5 am I find myself wide awake with my brain running on octane. Ideas, I tell you, are the curse of the crazedparent.
I was thoroughly glad, though, to have read this post by Mother-in-Chief. For rarely have I been awake at 5am and laughing hysterically (except in Vegas, so so long ago. Hard liquor did indeed play a role.)
Suzanne's riff on low-rise jeans is spot on. And if ass cracks are the new cleavage, let's just call low-rise jeans the new ass bra. Hello, they actually do make wonder ass bras.
So if you've been at the park wearing an ass bra and had to squat down to play in the sand with your kid, you know what Suzanne and I (and Bethany over at Mommy Writer) are talkin' about.
And you know the dads are diggin' on it.
