Since "the Donald" will be a papa once more, New York Magazine has some riffs from what they're calling "Trumphood: A Guide to the Toughest Business of All, Except for Real Estate—Parenting." I particularly like the tip on baby names:
From Chapter 3: Naming Your Baby
A handy time-saver is to just add a letter to one of the parents’ names, as Ivana and I did when naming our daughter Ivanka. Is your name Karen? Name your child Karmen. Gary becomes Garby, Daniel becomes Danpiel, Roger Rogerw, Cindy Ciindy, etc. You can use the time you save to purchase a hotel, or declare bankruptcy.
The Sarcastic Journalist is having a tough time with baby names for her impending arrival. Could this be her silver bullet solution?
