Title: Roadie/Guitar Tech
Job Description:
Tour with Rockstar Supermama for one weekend at Ladies Rock Camp. Responsibilities include carrying all related musical equipment, including guitar case, luggage, computer equipment and all digital media items; tuning and shining guitar; replacing broken strings; fetching all decaf, nonfat lattes and ensuring they have appropriate foam art, as stated by artist in rider; and wiping sweaty brow of Rockstar Supermama with only the finest, softest cotton towels made, also as stated in rider.
Roadie/Guitar Tech must be an excellent listener and be familiar with antics of preschoolers and toddlers, as he/she will endure countless hours of listening to stories about artist's children. Knowledge of Rick Springfield a plus, but not required.
Salary: The Roadie/Guitar Tech gig is a non-paying position. Roadie/Guitar is also responsible for paying all travel-related fees. In return, you will have the opportunity to witness a star in the making. What more can you ask for?
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I'm on my merry way tomorrow morning. Camp is packed with activities from morning to night. But I will have time for updates. Stay tuned!
